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• Have you got a secret?
  by Jo O'Brien

  My sexy, handsome, helpful cook of a partner just launched a little website for fun. (Techy people do that sometimes) Basically you can p…

  My sexy, handsome, helpful cook of a partner just launched a little website for fun. (Techy people do that sometimes) Basically you can purge all your deep dark secrets in a nice anonymous kind of way, and indulge in the sordid details of other people’s affairs. It’s fairly empty right now which is why we need you to think naughty thoughts. So anyway, if you’ve been up to mischief, or your conscience is starting to get to you, or you have a friend who tells you their stories and they are way better than any of yours, go give it a whirl EDIT – oh my gosh you people make me blush. I think that link above is well and truly Not Safe For Work now! P.S. Attention Writers

• Whoa...another TBA?! Damn...my luck is changing!
  by Shannon Rene' Justice

  I’m so shocked! I just published this and already it has a TBA! Naughty Nurse...

  I’m so shocked! I just published this and already it has a TBA! Naughty Nurse

• Writing Feature in the Blue Room :)
  by dimarie

  Wohoo! / something I wrote has been featured! / stoked! / so, my piece The witness...

  Wohoo! / something I wrote has been featured! / stoked! / so, my piece The witness is currently featured over in the Blue Room / Go check it out peeps! / I’m all excited something I wrote was featured…. / yay :) / / thanks so much to the hosts of the blue room…. / I’m all feeling fluffy now :)

• Feeling A Little Naughty? Come Closer ....
  by Jayne Logan

  NSFW

• the continuing saga of the naughty camera!
  by Sarah Pett-Noble

  I don’t believe it! After my brand new shiny camera broke down (autofocus problems) and was replaced by the shop, I was midway through sh…

  I don’t believe it! After my brand new shiny camera broke down (autofocus problems) and was replaced by the shop, I was midway through shooting some gerberas when my replacement Nikon D300 decided it was going to give up the ghost. The camera does everything except FOCUS!!! Bit of a disadvantage there then, unless you want to focus manually!!! I tried removing the battery, changing the lens, all the obvious stuff but all to no avail. I don’t believe it!!! Maybe I should have gone for the Canon after all???!!! So in a few hours time its back to the camera shop along with my poorly Nikon. It’ll probably be sent back to Nikon for repair, so I’ll be camera-less for a while which is gonna be a killer :o(

• Clever me, I haven't thrown the old one away yet.
  by Gregoryno6

  Just received – spam email: How it is going greg / Your new, bigger penis is only 5-6 mths away

  Just received – spam email: How it is going greg / Your new, bigger penis is only 5-6 mths away

• HUGE invasion of privacy!!
  by BlueKnot

  RB’s new random stupid fact generator completely shocked me tonight. It said: *Hi Dan, did you know pandas have never been seen procr…

  RB’s new random stupid fact generator completely shocked me tonight. It said: Hi Dan, did you know pandas have never been seen procreating in the wild? Please send footage… (looks at avatar) I mean, REALLY… absolutely none of their business!!!

• THANK YOU to "naughty" buyer!!
  by Crockpot

  Thanks to whoever bought a copy of our “Have you been naughty?” froggy holiday card!! Admittedly we’re a bit befuddled since Christmas i…

  Thanks to whoever bought a copy of our “Have you been naughty?” froggy holiday card!! Admittedly we’re a bit befuddled since Christmas is over BUT we’re flattered and appreciative, nonetheless!!!! :D So THANKS!!!! We hope you love Mr. Frog as much as we do!

• Almost in da house
  by flipteez

  A couch full of washing / the dishes all done / kidz are in bed NOW WHERE”S that / naughty / BRILLIANT / / REDBUBBLE FUN?

  A couch full of washing / the dishes all done / kidz are in bed NOW WHERE”S that / naughty / BRILLIANT / / REDBUBBLE FUN?

• A little about me (excerpts from replies to emails)
  by Arletta

  I am dichotomy in action. The sort of straight laced person who would just about rather die than watch porno, but who could kiss you in w…

  I am dichotomy in action. The sort of straight laced person who would just about rather die than watch porno, but who could kiss you in ways that made you wonder why you wasted all that time before on other people’s blow jobs! However, you should know, it’s not because porn shocks me or that I was raised to believe it’s wrong. It’s that .. I don’t think excesses of the flesh are good for people, based on observation. I know they aren’t good for me. Sex should be somewhat ethereal and, quite possibly, somewhat like Shakespearean comedy: beautiful, quasi-understandable, a little mysterious, but none too serious. So should life! Tell me something! I believe religion can be, and should be, the search for the truth. Sadly, much religion is not, but that is supposed to be the purpose of it. And rules, well .. there are rules and then there are rules. The apostles, one of them anyway, brought out that if you live by the spirit then you do not have to follow the laws. It does not make the rules of the laws null and void, though; it means sometimes rules are guidelines which you may overstep in need; and sometimes they are, because of your search for the truth, an inherent part of your nature, which you have worked to build within yourself, so that you do it naturally and the law as written becomes superfluous to you. Which goes along nicely with what Jesus said about the sabbath being made for man, and not man for the sabbath. I used to think that religions were about learning rules, forcing yourself to fit within certain parameters. Now I know, done rightly, it’s about learning to be yourself, without being overridden by anxiety or anger, with forgiveness of others, and coming to understand life. The rules help you, not if you force yourself into them without thought except to fit in, but by giving you something to meditate upon: why they exist, what good do they do, what harm could come from doing/not doing this, etc. And, truthfully, many of the rules for the people Israel were about sanitation, basic honesty, prevention of diseases being spread, raising children who are not abused or molested, treating the people of your household right whether you think they belong to you or not, and not abusing animals. Sure, some of the penalties were harsh, but they had made life or death promises to follow the laws, so… Rules are important to society, religious or otherwise, so long as the rules make sense for that society. Some of the rules now, well, they don’t; but some of the basic ones, like not murdering people, are still quite skippy .. and I would prefer to deal with someone who lived by that rule. You know? The above was my disclaimer. I can’t agree to that spiritual vs religious thing. To me, if it is spiritual, it is religious; and if it is something you put before all else or most else, in your life to that sort of extent, it becomes religious. It’s that black and white. ///////////////////////////// Done with the emals. I am going to have to watch The Outlaw Josey Wales again, despite how much I would prefer not to see Sandra Locke’s buttocks! = side note = I accidentally left out the ‘l’ in ‘woud’ The spelling suggestions were such things as wood, wound, loud, and woad. I did not, see ’ would’ on the list! Weird! It was there the second time, though, when I did it on purpose so as to more accurately put down the words it did suggest. Even weirder! Anyway, I was reading some of the Hebrew Scriptures and ran into something where Jehovah told his people something that reminded me so much of what Clint Eastwood says to the Indians. Something about “As you know my word of death is true, so you know my word of life is true.” It may have been more the opposite, though. I was trying to look that up and quote it at someone, but when I looked up quotes from the movie they had what, I believe, is what he says right before that. Or, maybe it was right after. Anyway, they skipped the best part, I say! Rambling over! Get on with your life!

• Bet she drops cigarette ash in Milady's coffee each morning too.
  by Gregoryno6

  Some people have no respect...

  Some people have no respect...

• Small horse syndrome.
  by Michelle Dry

  For those of you that have had a chance to peek at the miniature horses this is the story that accompanies ‘the event.’ Carol, the lov…

  For those of you that have had a chance to peek at the miniature horses this is the story that accompanies ‘the event.’ Carol, the lovely lady who sends me on the horsey escapades knew a long time ago that when a miniature horse event came up, I would be the woman to photograph it. Now the thing with very small horses is that they are looked down on by the other horses. Woops I didn’t mean that literally, admittedly they would have to be on a step or a hill to be looked up at. Or maybe one wearing a parachute would shock the shire horses. Anyway enough of my creative meanderings, oh and please note horses in parachutes is not something I condone…. Anyway miniature horses are often sneered at by the big boys in the arena. Who knows why because these dwarf horses live longer because they are lower to the ground, we are talking biology, circulation and pressure on the heart… I bet you didn’t know that. Or those that did… Well done. So prior to the event/ photographing I was advised not to laugh. If I was going to laugh I had to be unobvious about it. How on earth you hide a hearty cackle is beyond me. It would be like asking a lion to roar subtley. Anyway the first thing that happened when I arrived and witnessed my first miniature horse was that I pointed and said ‘ahhhh’. That was completely against protocol. The next thing I said was, ‘God they are so cute.’ Still against protocol. Anyway I soon noticed that these little guys were feisty blighters; whenever they could cause trouble or generally rebel they were going to do it. Many were giving their owners a run for their money and rearing up. I particularly enjoyed this because even on their hind legs they weren’t beyond a five foot six ladies shoulder. So this event the owners walk the horses around the arena, in a display. The way they walk and are presented gain marks. At the end of each round a prestigious rossette is given to the best in each category. Whilst the high society showed off their lovely little horses, George the goat snuck in. He wanted to be a miniature horse. No joke, a goat who wanted to be a horse…. I think there might be a book there somewhere. Anyway George was escorted off by the horns. In the mean time numerous rounds took place and I was asked to do specific horse portraits… It was brilliant until I had to do a portrait of the stud horse and mare. Now let me give you idea of how this event was…. War of the worlds was played from tannoys as miniature horses pranced past, each trying to b feistier than the next. Then came the music from Charlie Chaplin, the music where he seems to be getting in trouble. At this point bear in mind I can not laugh and there are a crowd of miniature horse admirers mesmerised by these two fine specimins. So I go to take an image that advertises this stud farm perfectly and notice that the stud has an extra leg. The little guy was not that little and the mare was quite aware of it. So I asked the handlers to ‘push it back in’ I will leave you to work out how they did it with a stick… Anyway for about twenty minutes I tried to get a clear picture without any appearance of a sausage. Could I? It was like the stud was glancing at me and laughing to himself. At the same time Charlie chaplin music perfectly in time with the roll out of the sausage display. All the while I hid behind the camera in hysterics. Finally I took the camera from in front of my face and the crowd realised that I was struggling. So I laughed heartily and it was infectious. It seems that a woman laughing hysterically was enough to put the stud off and enabled me to get the image I needed without additional appendage. It was sausage free! One more note. Afterwards one of the horse owners came over. You can use photoshop if any of those photos are good. I said yes I might do that, Imagine a horse with six legs rather than five…. Moral of the story: when attempting to create a sausageless image make sure you laugh hysterically and loudly!!!!

• Naughti-Gras was a lot of fun..
  by John Williams

  We had a great time just hanging out and I got to sit back and watch peoples reactions to my work, even though it was just two pieces, ne…

  We had a great time just hanging out and I got to sit back and watch peoples reactions to my work, even though it was just two pieces, next year I will have to submit some smaller works and include more of my male imagery, that show was lacking in that area. Overall I loved pretty much all the work at the show, there were some sculptures that I fell in love with completely. This was the first show I was in that I was able to attend, even though I had quite a few pieces in Chicago, I never made it to either of the group shows I was in at the time. So far I like the St. Louis art scene, seems to be less about the bullshit and more about simply enjoying art, other artists and just having a good time doing both. For those of you that did find me and talked to me about my work, a huge thank you. Like it or Hate it, I love to see and hear what others think and if I can get an emotional reaction that is the icing on the cake for me. A big thank you to the Naughti-Gras people for letting me be part of the show, I look forward to next year, I already have ideas for some exclusive pieces.

• I have been a naughty, naughty girl !
  by Kayleen West

  This is so addictive. I spent a good part of the day designing another t-shirt and uploading more images. I had other work to do but coul…

  This is so addictive. I spent a good part of the day designing another t-shirt and uploading more images. I had other work to do but couldn’t help myself. That is the trap of working for yourself. / Do they have bubble addiction counselling in here? LOL / My head is exploding with ideas.